Brett Myers, the biggest douche on any postseason roster, picked a fine time to rib his teammate, 2008 World Series MVP, Cole Hamels, last night after the Phillies beat the Yankees.

Brett Myers in the clubhouse to Hamels: “What are you doing here? I thought you quit.”

Hamels: [Expletive.] (Guesses: Bleep you? Eat poop you wife-beating bastard? Go trip on another one of your kid’s toys you idiot drunk?)

According to Yahoo’s Tim Brown, the situation was diffused by a Phillies official. Supposedly Myers was “kidding” and he has since apologized. Myers’ explosion likely stems from this curious Hamels quote after his game three struggles: “I can’t wait for it to end. It’s been mentally draining. At year’s end, you just can’t wait for a fresh start.”

In an effort to keep things balanced … this one’s for the Phillies fans. [WSJ]