Commenter favorite Kaley Cuoco … Colbert and the US Speedskating team? … Kim Kardashian’s ridiculously hot Halloween outfit … Jay Leno’s soliciting feedback about his low ratings … brawling at the Washington Post! … Dr. Doom is a mack daddy … can’t say it enough - save, save, save … this one’s for you, Mad Men fans … forklift accident spills high-end liquor … man dressed as breathalyzer gets busted for DUI … fun with lawsuits (read last note) … Derrick Rose, future movie star? …

What a headline: “Lousy game leads to few arrests.” Can you guess the NFL team this is about (No cheating)

Even though Mark Ingram’s dad is behind bars, the Heisman Trophy contender still talks to him 2-3 times a week. (USA Today)

Chase Utley “looks like he got into an egg fight on Halloween and forgot to wash the stuff out.” (Page Six)

“Twenty-nine of the 60 newspapers that cover major league teams during the season on the road as well as at home are not at this year’s World Series.” (Murray Chass)

For the New Yorkers: Mushnick fired at Francesa. And then Francesa fired back. Good radio, lame “fight.” (NY Post, Bob’s Blitz)

Syracuse receiver Mike Williams has quit the team. Life for Greg Paulus just got a little more difficult. (Post-Standard)

Ovechkin, the league leader in goals and points, is “week to week” with an “upper body” injury. (WP)

Hey, we know that guy! (Inside STL)

Gisele is close to securing her helicopter license. Why? Who knows. (Boston Herald)

Michael Redd can’t catch a break - injured again, out 1-2 weeks. (ESPN)

DC bloggers react to the wreck that is the Redskins. (The Nats Blog)

A de-cleater to start the day. (The Wiz of Odds)